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And never regret anything that made you smile.

Daily joke is below today's picture

 

        

Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square.
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The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?”
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“I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny.
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The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?”
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Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes his head, “Nah, I think it’s really best left with the bulls.”

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