ARC Joke Page

Life is short!  Break the rules!  Forgive quickly!  Kiss slowly!  Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. 

And never regret anything that made you smile.

Daily joke is below today's picture



A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time. 

Judge: “Where do you work?” 

Defendant: “Here and there.” 

Judge: “What do you do for a living?” 

Defendant: “This and that.” 

Judge: “Take him away.” 

Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?” 

Judge: “Sooner or later.” 


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